What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”She is very sexyful!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why is it easy to make money in the USA?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why do people always talk about Ohio as it's a dangerous city?

Moonraker

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Why do I feel worthless most of the time?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Have you ever been physically attacked by a demon?

Octopussy

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

I’m worried I have a bat bite on my hand, I have two small marks about 1 cm apart. I haven’t been in contact with a bat but I’m worried about at night. My fingers have a slight tingling sensation and my arm feels cold but isn’t. Am I ok?

-”Ah so!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do some films seem to date/age so badly?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

From Russia With Love

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-J W Pepper

Goldfinger

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why do women need to wear bras, in spite of the fact that the breasts are an integral part of the body?

You Only Live Twice

-All the bad guys are black.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Does Donald Trump have low self-esteem?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What is your secret to glowing skin?

Live and Let Die

A View to a Kill

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What is something you have to share?

Dr No

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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